Today was September 1st. It was a perfect day for going out and for getting humiliated in public.
The fall weather was crisp and clear. Crowds thronged outside the gates of Starvard University, filled with new students and their parents as they arrived for the students' enrollment on admission day.
I dragged my suitcase with me to the plaza at the gates and suddenly witnessed a striking sight.
All 42 classmates of mine were wearing cheap, knock-off Starvard University varsity jerseys that they bought online, while blocking the entrance to the freshmen registration area.
Kevin stood at the very front, his face flushed as he argued fiercely with several security personnel and student body volunteers there.
"Do you even know how to check the system properly? I told you that we all have secured our spots in this university through a special exclusive internal admission channel! We should be able to get in just by showing our ID cards!"
He stomped his feet angrily on the ground and slammed his ID onto the table.
The student body volunteer was covered in sweat as he checked through the system again, patiently answering Kevin, "We've already checked the system three times, Kevin. Your names really aren't in the system. And you didn't bring your admission letters with you either, so how am I supposed to verify anything?"
"What the hell do you need the admissions letters for? That's just for the regular people!"
Janice shoved the volunteer aside and pointed a finger at the security guard, yelling in his face. "Your system is faulty! Hurry up and tell your admission administrator to come out and answer us at once!
"How dare you stop all 42 of us geniuses from entering your campus? Can you face the consequences at all?"
The guard just looked at her like he was looking at a jester and scoffed.
"Geniuses? I've been a security guard here for more than ten years, and I've never seen a 'genius' forget to bring their admission letter along with them on admission day. Which high school are all of you from? Stop causing trouble for everyone here!"
Kevin was getting anxious. He hurriedly took out his phone, tapped into CloudAI, and shoved his phone before the guard's face.
"Open your eyes wide and read this! CloudAI already said that they've secured the spots for us, and our files are already registered properly in Starvard University's system! This is done by AI! How dare you deny it!"
The guard read the AI chat window on the screen. He was a little stunned at first, but he quickly burst out into loud laughter just a short while later.
"Oh, my God, that was the best joke ever! Have you guys been spending too much time reading fantasy novels or something?"
He pointed at Kevin's phone screen and poked fun at him, saying, "You're saying that AI helped you register and enroll in Starvard? Then, why don't you ask it to give you your degree and certificate as well? What's the point of coming here to make a huge fuss at our gates?
"Hurry up and move along now. I'm going to call the police on you if you cause more trouble for us again!"
The other freshmen and their parents also approached the group, pointing at them and laughing at their situation.
"You really don't know what weird happenings you'd run into these days. Did they really think that they could get admitted into Starvard just with a screenshot of an AI chatbot?"
"I bet they all flunked their tests and got a little cuckoo in the head from the shock. It's such a pity."
My classmates all turned white and pale when they heard the surrounding people mocking them like that.
Aaron was beginning to panic. He tugged on Kevin's sleeve and said, "What's going on, Kevin? Didn't CloudAI say that everything was set?"
Kevin gritted his teeth, his eyes turning bloodshot as he clutched desperately at straws, still unwilling to give up.
"CloudAI would never lie to me! If it said that it secured spots for us, that means that it secured spots for us!"
Just then, Janice caught sight of me. I was standing at the very edge of the crowd who gathered around, watching them coldly.
She looked like she'd just seen her savior as she rushed up to me, seemingly finally finding a place to vent out all her frustrations. Her eyes were red and bloodshot too.
"Daryl Greer! What are you doing there, watching us make a fool of ourselves? You're one of us too! Come here and talk some sense into these people here!" she yelled, grabbing my suitcase and pulling it with her.
I brushed her hands off easily as a mocking smile played on my lips.
"Talk sense into them? About what? About the fact that you're all just a bunch of idiots who were completely fooled by a stupid AI chatbot?"
I ignored their shocked looks and slowly pulled out a gold-embossed admission letter with the Starvard University emblem from my backpack, walking straight up to the admissions gate.